I Want My MTV by Craig Marks and Rob Tennenbaum (2011)

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Just like a great documentary, there's something so satisfying about a really well-written, perfectly edited oral history.  I Want My MTV: The Uncensored History of the Music Video Revolution is a perfect example, since the people interviewed are outspoken, honest and often hilarious. My copy of this is stuffed with post-it notes marking hilarious quotes from various performers. It's really well done. My only complaint is that there are so few photos--I'd like to see a few more photos of the people behind the scenes at MTV and the VJs, who were the face of MTV. Definitely inspired me to go to YouTube and look up videos, including the ones commonly described as the best (A-ha's Take On Me) and the worst (Billy Squier's Rock Me Tonite -- sorry, Billy.  No one can deny you still looked good even in a pink tank top.)  Fun and dishy.

And so many fantastic quotes (a totally random sampling):

Stewart Copeland: "We would tease Stingo that he couldn't walk past a mirror without primping. And he would say, 'Fuck off, it's my job. And yours, too, by the way.'"


Billy Gibbons: "I still sign autographs for girls who say, 'I was just thirteen and I couldn't wait to dress up like the girl in "Legs.'"  (So me.  That outfit was awesome.)

Joe Elliot: "When we were kids growing up in Sheffield, there were only two types of clothing shops--men's and women's. And you were never going to find stage wear in a men's shop. So nearly everything we wore, from the waist up, was female. Blouses and T-shirts with loud patterns, designed for big ladies."

John Landis: "One of my guilty pleasures is that when I see a group of people try to do the 'Thriller' dance using the record, they have to wander around like zombies waiting for the goddamn music to start, because the recorded version begins with all these sound effects that aren't in the video."

Lionel Richie: "The funniest story about 'Hello' is that I kept going back to Bob over and over again, saying, 'Bob, that bust of me does not look like me.' 'Bob, the bust does not look like me.' Finally, Bob came over to me and said, 'Lionel, she's blind.'"

Stewart Copeland: "I grew to understand that videos were mainly about getting our singer's face out there. Because it was so pretty. That's the way it goes. Drummers learn that lesson pretty early in life. Guitarists never quite learn that lesson. Drummers and bass players, we're over it."

Sebastian Bach: "Dude, when they talk about 'hair metal', whose hair do you think they're talking about? I've still got it. I'm looking at it right now. And it's so flaxen!"

Awesome and deliciously fun for anyone who grew up on MTV (or Friday Night Videos, for that matter).