Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade by Guy Browning (2004)

Subtitled How to Survive Life's Smaller Challenges, this is one of those kooky books that I just lucked on to on the library shelves.  This is a collection of "how to" essays that Browning wrote for the Guardian, filled with comic gems. He has a very funny, very dry, very British sense of humor.  Hilarious.